11.01.2013

Halloween 20-13

We've been tracking the elusive Superman for a while now but all we've been able to secure in photographs are, well...useless.

Blurry.

Obscured.

Until today, that is. Lois Lane, special reporter for the Daily Planet, was able to catch up to "The Man of Steel" and find out what makes him tick. What goes on in the mind of our hero? Who is he really?


Superman, AKA Clark Kent, AKA Porter Auga, AKA cutie patootie, was extremely busy and wouldn't sit for an interview but I was able to gather some information.

-Favorite activity: crunching leaves outside, or exploring all the drawers, cupboards, containers, etc inside.
-Favorite food: bananas. Or candy; he recently discovered the powers of candy. 

"It was through the wrapper, but I could tell it was just so tasty." Sources say that candy may prove to have side effects similar to kryptonite.

What other things does Superman enjoy? Bath time, losing the pieces to his barn yard puzzle, stacking block rings two at a time, and has a surprisingly human soft spot for: snack time!

"People think that a super hero doesn't get tired, hungry, or cranky...but I have needs! Sometimes I just need a break to snuggle with my mommy or to grab a bite to eat. I live an exciting life, but you know...it's nice to just sit down and read a book or watch some Baby Einstein once in a while. That really calms me down when I feel like I have the weight of the world on me."